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American Idol Season 9 Results Night: Twitter Style (L8ter Sellers, Park, Headband Vaughn and Puffy Dress Girl)

(For s**ts and giggles, enjoy the above video. Hey, I got your back.)

Breakin' tonight down sweet and simple ... I don't tweet (yet?), but here we go, Twitter style. (I gots to get to bed early tonight, y'all. Promise for more like this though.)

Okay, seriously, Kara is stiched to Simon. (Memo to Kara: You are not nor will you ever be Paula.)

Oh, Gokey. (Hey, I guess I'll take it.)
Could the group intro number be any more pre-recorded?!

Didi is a wet noodle in the opening. Oh poor Alex Lambert in this!! The solos sounded robotic! This is like a mickey mouse / west side story mix! I'm so confused.

Sweet Casey James is wearing the pony tonight. So much better than the Mary Kate/Ashely Olsen hair.

Beautiful bottem end John Park first one out!! One of my predictions right. (By the way, they are Park, Sellers, Stevens and Brown.) No more lullaby time compliments John Park!

Seacrest sounds nasal-ie. Yes, Mullet Boy is safe!!! (humbled as ever.)

Dewayne Wade, I mean, Jermaine Sellers is against Andrew Garcia. Gee, I wonder who will go home ...
soon to be 2 for 2!

Oh shoot, Jermaine. You are snooze-a-licious. But I'll go out and get me a onesie. (It actually sounds quite comfy.) (2 for 2 now. Stevens is going to be my tough one ...)

Okay, I'm sorry. But I do NOT like Gokey's song. Actually, Danny, I think your best days were behind you .. courtesy American Idol, season 8.

Mmmm K. Gettin' a little sick of Ms. Paige's eye rolls.

Darn. Katie's safe. My perfect predictions just got shot. It's Michelle Delamor. Pretty curl family girl. Not sad to see her go. Nor do I think I would have even been sad if it was Didi. I'm so emotionally uninvested right now ... Bah. But Delamor was right when she said, I think I got too wrapped up in doing everything right that I forgot to just perform. (Take note remaining contestants!!!)

Mamasox is safe (of course). She was compared to Kelly Clarkson? Does she even know who Kelly Clarkson is?

Oh sweet mother. Haeley is going back to Pooter! (Ha!)
There is justice (or at least semi-justice .. Billy Goat is still here). Haeley was kinda sad? I guess? Did this whole experience even phase her? Seriously, I'm sorry Angela Martin. I'm sorry.


  1. idolfan2353/04/2010

    i don't think katie will go home. i really hope it's haeley. it's got to be her time.

    and oh no gokey! i was never really a fan, but shoot, i'll take him over sellers!

  2. Celebrate good times come on! Haeley the Headband is gone!

  3. testing.....after subscribing.....hoping.....

  4. THAT WAS IT! YAY! I'll probably be back tomorrow and try to remember all the witty things that got lost this morning. ;¬)


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