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Spoilers Spoilers Spoilers ... Bah Humbug

I feel your pain, Jake.

Well, folks -- the spoilers are out there. And I'm talking about some major ones. As most of you may know, a certain blogger by the name of realitysteve has already predicted who Bachelor Jake's
lucky(?) lady will be. Yes, I know Mr. Steve's prediction, and you better believe I ran to bodog's gaming room to see if this was an available bet. I think I would have bet the house given the accuracy of realitysteve's past predictions, but, alas, it was not a bet to be had. (Sigh.) Furthermore, I now find it pointless to put up a "Who will receive the final rose?" poll. (Double sigh.)

Ever the optimist, however, I quickly got over my Bachelor woes and thought to myself: Alright Elizabeth -- Realitysteve has insiders over there at ABC. You expected this. Buck up little tiger. You can still hold out hope for an untainted American Idol, right? ... Right?!

Well you can imagine my surprise when I recently read who the supposed top 24 are! Some surprised me. Most I have not "met" yet. One in particular caused my stomach to churn as I sat on my couch and watched him courtesy his MySpace page. (Let's just say I witnessed him singing "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock. Indeed, my face is still scrunched in a disturbed and misshapen form as I type these very words.)

This little Idol news was handed to me yesterday. Well ... maybe handed is the wrong word here. I might have found myself a bit bored come 10:00 last night. And ... I might have done a little Web-perusing, looking for juicy Idol tidbits, to fill such void. I mean, is it MY fault if my little finger has a mind of its own, having no choice but to click a link that happens to have a spoiler disclaimer? Surely not, I say.

Just felt the need to vent a little. [And don't worry ... for those of you who like your spoiler thrills, I will be posting some throughout the Idol season ... with links, mind you!]
Ah hell, if you wanna see who the possible lucky 24 are (only 21 listed), click here.


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