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The Jersey Shore ... May I Have Some More (please)?


Well since MTV viewers gave The Jersey Shore two big fist pumps up (the season finale brought in 4.8 million viewers, which is more than tripled the audience of the series debut), there has not surprisingly been talks of a season 2.


Only this time, the lovable guidos and guidettes are demanding $10,000 each an episode (quite the raise from the couple hundred they received for season 1). But the network isn't so sure yet. Something tells me though that Snickers and company will be the ones committing the robbery. (If you don't speak nu-joisey like me, that means the new-found stars will prevail.)


Yeah, the greed kind of turns me off, but you know you'll watch (as will I)! How can you not love this shiz? With the exception of the insanely jealous Sammi Sweetheart, I find these kids to be friggin' awesome and high-larious. I just hope it maintains its rawness and doesn't become a trashier reincarnate of The Hills.


(By the way, if you don't watch, like or support this show, please don't look down upon me. For I know not what I do. Sincerely, E-PoW.)

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