Oh, this season's Hills is shaping up to be better than I anticipated! Tonight's episode featured not one, but TWO cat fights! Girls hating on other girls for the guys' mistakes. What's up with that? If you're going to hate on the girl your guy is cheating on you with . . . why not hate the guy too? I just don't get it.
And as much as I hate Stacie's helium voice, she does have a point, enlightening poor, pouty Heidi, "... there's always going to be another Stacie." And here I thought she was only good for a "Pour Some Sugar on me Play." Yes, Spencer may not cheat on Heidi again with Stacie, but I have a feeling his cheating ways will eventually resurface. At least they're attending "therapy," which, I must say, I am loving by the way!
But what I'm NOT loving is the pug face that is Brody's girlfriend, Jayde! Eeeww! Homegirl is nasty! Drink some more jager girl. Hate on the poor-dreenster because you are insecure, and then prove your insecurity more by planting one on your cheating boyfriend to prove he's all yours, you nasty thing you. And come on Brody . . . grow a backbone!! I guess some guys just can't MAN-up.
On a side note, Stephanie Pratt always has such words of wisdom, giving us her amazing insight into Jayde: "She probably sleeps in her makeup."
Not to be outdone, Lauren is always one to be counted on for the true pearls, telling Audrina, "Brody owes you an apology. You need to be like, This is between you guys. Just back out." Amen, Lauren! Let them live in their own misery.
Thank you, ladies, for such a wonderful episode. And to all you girls out there, Give UP your Man if He's Cheating on You! It ain't the other girl's problem. Who's problem it will ultimately be is yours.
But I still have to ask: Is it hard for you to watch the Speidi-Stacie triangle considering we know in real life, Speidi just got married? Also, how did we like the dreen-ster's jack-o hat? I'm not quite sure how it stayed on her head. And were you as scared as I was seeing ol' pug face down that jager? That stuff is dangerous! And hey, maybe Jayde and J. Bobby should get together -- she doesn't like to be petted and he doesn't like to be patted! Just a thought ...