Okay, guys, here we go with the Idol results. Am I the only one who is sick of these results show intro package fake-outs? You know, wherein they try and make us believe like there were Holyfield vocal TKOs last night? (Cut to a judge exclamatory: "Yo, those vocals were hot!!" Then cut to Andrew Garcia holding a mic that looks as if it just turned gold right before our very eyes.) Um, am I living in some crazy Harry Potter land? Because I'm pretty sure this does not accurately reflect what went down on performance night at all. But then again, I guess if they show what really went down, it would not pump me, the viewer, up. Unlike those high voltage group sings ... those aren't watered down or lip sunk at all. Oh what's that?! Ms. Sleepy Weird-Eyed Gal Herself, Brooke White, and some dude I've never heard of are set to sing tonight?!!! Well somebody better hold me back!
Okay okay. Who peed in my Fruity Pepples, right? I am excited to see Adam …
Ah crap. Well Whitney Port and Lipstick Jungle's Robert Buckley were a nice idea if only for a short while. Sigh. The City star was spotted with ex, Jay "Mr. Smarmy" Lyon earlier this week in NYC. Why does he bug me so much? Does he get under your skin just a bit? Come on, Whit. You can do soooo much better girlfriend!
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