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Idol Tonight: Matt G. Is SAVED!

I give you my Idol results recap, in the key of "Saved By The Bell" theme song:

When Idols wake up Wednesday morning
And viewer stats give the warning
"I don't think I wanna vote for Matt G."
By the time he grabs his hat
and Paula pats him on the back
He walks the plank to be in the Bot-tom Three.
It's alright, cause he's saved by the save.

If he sings his song again
But Simon still thinks he won't win
And Kara just keeps puttin' up a fight
Dancin' with Paula as a pair
Judges pretendin' Matt's not there
If he can hit that high note, he will be alright!
It's alright, cause he's saved by the save.

It's alright cause he's saved by the save.

Go Matt! I was rootin' for ya' boy. The tears just brought it home!

Your thoughts guys?


  1. Anonymous4/15/2009

    oh man. now that song is in my head! pretty clever though. pretty clever.
    i was glad they saved him too even though i'm not his number one fan.
    this is the second time they've saved him . . come on matt, time to learn now.

  2. adam fan 14/15/2009

    ha. i like the ditty.
    i knew simon was talking about him when it was down to matt and lil and he said he would use it on someone who might be surprised.
    go matt!


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