The Duel 2 aired last night on MTV, and alls I gots to say is, could somebody please invite me to one of the birthday soirees they always seem to have on these challenges?! I mean, do they typically pack orange wigs, skull gloves, Pocahontas gear and skin tight body suits (um, hello? Landon anyone?) in their suitcases just in case? If so, I want in!
This season of the Duel has already promised us all the juicy goodness we have come to expect from these challenges. Within the first 8 minutes, crazy Brooke is making out in the hot tub with not one but two guys, and, um, did I mention these guys were gay? Incredible Hulk CT proves yet again to be a complete mad man that even a team of 4 huge guys (plus the producers) can't stop! Hell, even silly things like walls couldn't stop this guy, as he punched his way through, thirsting after shrimpy Adam like a wolverine who hasn't seen his dinner in two days. "I will smash his head and EAT it." I kid you not. Those were his words. And for some strange reason, I think CT means these words quite literally. Mmmm. May I suggest a nice glass of Chianti to go with that head CT?
These people are a bunch of nut jobs and I love it! CT and Adam are already gone, but we still have overall-wearin' Isaac who can be chock-full of surprises. I wonder if he'll see black birds here in New Zealand like he did in Sydney ... And just what is up with that opening sequence?! Holy canoli that thing is bizarre. And are you hoping as much as I am to see Paula go down in flames just like she did on The Island? She still is talking like a total dude after all. Feel free to chime in below!