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Idol Tonight! It's a Mystery.

Well for some reason, they are not giving me what the theme for tonight's Idol is! It's an evil plot I tell you! How am I to make my spot-on predictions?

There is speculation, however, that it might be something in the genre of "I-Tunes Top 100," so if that's the case, we will be treated to some 'current' stuff. Well Megan Joy should be happy. After all, she is the 'current' artist.

Again, whatever Megan decides to pick, after last week's fast-paced, manic fiasco, I hope to see her do something slow and acoustic [see post 'My Hope For Megan Joy']. Yes, if it's current music, Megan should channel that inner-Fiona.

I would also like to see Danny get a little more serious. Last week's dancing jig with the back-up singers needs not happen again.

Lil' needs to do something to stand out, otherwise, I'm going to start clumping her with Scott MacIntyre. Not vocally, of course, but in the fact that they both have done nothing really to make me want to get on that horn and use my precious finger dialing energy on them.

So IDOL-ADDICTS, if it is I-Tunes, Top 100 downloads, what are your predictions? Or hopes for tonight? Maybe to not see the judges trying to make it all about them by drawing mustaches on each other instead of giving praise to deserving contestants like Allison? One of my hopes is that Anoopie wipes off his upper lip . . it always seems to glisten with the tiniest of sweat beads . . . no?


  1. Anonymous3/31/2009

    I'm sorry, but I don't see how Megan is still in this thing or how she even made it this far!!


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