Tamra Judge (hopefully) fired from Real Housewives of Orange County - Claims Lizzie Rovsek "Doesn't Value Family"

I. Can't. Stand. Tamra.  Oh I could go on and on but just google any of her posts and you will see all of the negative comments she gets below her posts.

She has taken down her facebook page and removed some of her Twitter comments from last night.  All disparaging over fellow housewife, Lizzie Rovsek - who has remained classy above it all throughout the season.  Last night, Tamra tweeted that Lizzie "doesn't value family" and remarked "remember, she doesn't want to be a housewife in suburbia."  These were quickly removed and so I doubt many people caught them.  But I just thought - wow - how classless.  She made a big stink over getting her feelings hurt when people commented about her family and her kids and her as a mother.  So why she would write such cruel things about Lizzie - who has shown to be a very good mother - is beyond me ....  Oh wait.  That's right.  Tamra sold her soul for reality TV ratings a long time ago.

Rumor is that she got fired.  We can only hope!

Stay classy San Diego Lizzie!

our hearts go out to you Tamra ... really, they do. 

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Kim Kardashian Gets Vampire Peel Facial --- Make Me Squirm!!

Okay, so I just saw something on E! that totally made me squirm!  Apparently Kim Kardashian and some other pretty girl I don't know the name of get facial peels by injecting their own blood (or platelets) into their cheeks?!?  Of course, Paul (Adrianne's ex) was the doctor to comment on this (because he's the only doctor in Beverly Hills, right?) and he explained that you can get this procedure for a mere $3000 something bucks!

Ummmm ... no thank you.  I'll settle for my FREE Sephora samples, thank you very much.

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SURprise - The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have a fight, I mean, Dinner.

What is it with these housewives of B. Hills?  They always choose a dinner to solve the world's problems - I mean - their small world problems.  Instead of discussing anything worldy, they hone in on Hois-ee or Joyce, the "one-upper" because she made what I thought was an empathetic comment about losing a dog.  Instead of any peace treaty, we always end up in yet another battle across the table, where the only bombs dropped are the f-kind from Brandy's mouth and lines are drawn between Yolanda's "dream team" (when did Yolanda become so fond of Brandy anyways) and the Hair girls.  Could we please seriously cut off about 6 inches - or 12 from Joyce's head?  Her prettiest moment was at the spa with Kyle when her hair was wrapped in a towel.  I mean, her hair is beautiful and all - but just oh too much.  Kinda like Kyle's ugly huge pendant that always finds her way around her neck?

Anyways, since the rest was so stereotypical of these "ladies", I really just wanted to comment on the best moment of the night:  Jax's face in the background anyone?  Before AND during the cat-fights.  Classic.

Oh yeah, and on an unrelated note - there was Carlton - dropping yet another sexual reference and telling us once again, - how she likes to be naughty.  Oh but this time there was a twist - she brought her mother in law to Hustler while she tried on yet another trashy bikini.  Haven't we already seen this?  Cue Eliz-ee(?) and let's hint around at how we like to be naughty together again.  Maybe Carlton can remind us how she likes her son to be around beautiful women.  Sigh.  Til next time.

Oh no she didn't.  Oh yes she did.  Are we surprised?  Joyce IS annoying - but seriously,
I secretly had her back on this one.

Shhhh ... don't tell the dream team.  I think I just want to go hang out with Kim.

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Vanderpump Rules Stassi - Transformation

Wow - I was shocked when I saw what Vanderpump Rule's Stassi Schroeder used to look like.  I really like her style so have been googling her (and I have oddly become obsessed with the show) so when I found that she used to be a contestant on the family edition, Season 8 of the Amazing Race - I almost didn't recognize her!  Check it out below.  Amazing what a little weight loss, hair color and make up will do! 


















 ... ah, yes - the chin implant.  Revealed below by Stassi herself and her mom(?).

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And You, And You, and YOU! -- You're Gonna Love MEEEE ... Um, Do I Have To? Jessica Sanchez Duets With Jennifer Holliday. Yikes.

American Idol runner-up, Jessica Sanchez, sings(?) a duet with Jennifer Holliday.  I wasn't sure who she was either.  In fact, I'm still scratching my head.  I just know a vision appeared on my television Tuesday night around 9:45 p.m.  It wore a green dress.  It had a head.  I think a weave.  And definitely a mouth.  I'm pretty sure Jessica Sanchez stood next to it.  There might have even been some singing.  Or was it profuse yelling?  Um, Seacrest told me it was singing, so I have to go with that.  I'm still twitching nervoulsy in my bed at night thinking about this Tuesday night vision, but with therapy, my counselor says I'll get through it. Here it is below ... Enjoy?

I actually think I'm having flashbacks!  Yes, I HAVE in fact seen this before..

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The Bachelorette Premier: Ali Is Our "New" Love Journey Taker ... But Some Things Never Change.

 (Girl, you so crazy!)

Watching tonight's premier of The Bachelorette actually inspired me to put up a post.  Short and sweet, I give you my thoughts on tonight's debut episode.  (Sigh. This is what my writing has come to.)

1.  For the love of God, Mr. Bachelorette Producer:  If you're going to give Ali hair extensions, at least make them shiny and fresh.

2.  If you bring a "gift" (i.e., a scrapbook), you better expect to be dubbed the guy who gets the "Bachelorette stalker music" in the background.

3.  A d-bag shirt like "Rated R" or even a job as a pro wrestler will get you backlash from the other suitors ... HOWEVER, your name in the box will undoubtedly get you a rose.

4.  When Ali says if you don't get a rose, "it's nothing personal," don't believe her.  Because, actually, sweetie, that's exactly what it is.

5.  There is always someone who gives a dance lesson ... and

5.  Lastly, if you tell a girl why your nickname is "Shooter" on the first night, you best expect a premature evacuation from the show.  (Ba-dum-dum-dum.)

That is all.  Who are your early favs?  I like Jesse: the heart whittler.

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